Don’t use the boring happy Father’s Day when you can include something funny and personal in his Father’s day card!
25 Funny Father’s Day Messages
- “I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I am your favourite child”
- “Happy Father’s Day from one of your most legitimate children”
- “My father was often angry when I was most like him.” Lillian Hellman
- “Fathers Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.” David Letterman
- “Dad, thanks for working so hard to pay for the TV that actually raised me”
- “To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.” Ernest Hemingway
- “I have mixed emotions when I receive my Fathers Day gifts. I’m glad my children remember me. I’m disappointed they think I dress like that.” Mike Dugan
- “The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” Tim Russert
- “If it wasn’t for Father’s Day, my dad would only have two ties in his closet.” Melanie White
- “A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.” Gabriel Garcia Márquez
- “A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” Anonymous
- “My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.” Spike Milligan
- “Dad, I promise that one day I give you grandchildren, who will annoy me as much as I annoyed you”
- “Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me”
- “Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything.” Melanie White
- “At the very least, Fathers Day should mean unlimited channel surfing.” Melanie White
- “For Father’s Day we got my dad a t-shirt that says “Do Not Resuscitate.” He wears it whenever mom takes him to the ballet. “Greg Tamblyn
- “Dad, it’s still hard to believe you are someone’s father”
- “I would give my dad what he really wants on Father’s Day, but I can’t afford to move out yet.” Melanie White
- “My dad taught me everything I know. It’s not very much, but that’s all I know.” Bubba Watson, pro golfer
- “Dad, I’m so proud of the many talents I’ve inherited from you. Happy Farters Day!”
- “There should be a children’s song ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.” Jim Gaffigan
- “Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” Red Buttons
- “I smile because you are my father. I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.”
- “Dad, your father’s day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding.”
Source: funny-jokes-quotes-sayings.com, grandparents.com, indobase.com
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